The Joke Page

...current sillyness...all original material

Q: What do you call it when an Indian squaw takes her baby on a long journey? A: Forty days of papoose. "Psst!! Hey--I spilled the Aunt Jemima--hand me a Kleenex," he whispered syrup-tissue-sly. Q: What did the multicultural cowboy say? A: Why can't we all just get along, little dogie? New slogan for government program discouraging dieting: "A waist is a terrible thing to mind." Another name for Scotch Broth: Clan Chowder (Chloe, age 17) Let's assume Grace Kelly still lives. She's overworked, overwrought, and in need of a break, but finances are tight. Her friend, singer Faith Hill, has compassion on her, and lends her enough money for Ms. Kelly to take a trip, all by herself, to recoup. Hence, what we have is nothing more than: Just a vacation by Grace, alone, through Faith (a loan). Britney Spears' recent antics make me think that she has developed a worldview which borrows heavily from Martin Luther: "If you're going to sin, sin baldly." Q: What's the difference between a Middle Eastern dish and a shoddy apartment building? A: One is lentils and rice, the other is rentals and lice. Q: What's the difference between a poker player and a farmer? A: The poker player reads 'em and weeps; the farmer weeds 'em and reaps.