Saturday, July 21, 2007

Road Games

Our van has no CD player, no DVD player, no tape player, and an AM/FM radio that has a range of about four feet. We tried cable, but ran into problems in underpasses with the spool on top of the van. So, to amuse ourselves, our family tries to come up with various games, like "Bible Verse A-B-C" and "The Alphabet Sign Game." Last week we made up a new one, by trying to combine cuisine terms and vehicle makes and models. Come to think of it, the two subjects are related; one produces gas and the other consumes it. We share our list with you. Some are funnier than others. Now you can play a new game: how far down the list can you stand to read...

Leg of Lamborghini
Hot Rod Dogs
Lexus Toast
Ford Echo-Wafers
Chrysler Concord Grape Jelly
International...House of Pancakes
Beef & Harley Soup
Chevrolet Mignon
Split P T Cruiser
Camaro Beans
Chevy Subourbon
GMC Yukon Gold Potatoes
Dodge Durangorista Bitters
Hot Dodge & Baked Beans
BMW Root Beer
Roasted Red Pepper Hummers &...Pitabuilt
Clam Ch-Audi
Monterra Jack Cheese
Mus-Tang
Lincoln Navigatorade
Crown Victoreo Cookies
Audi Spumante
Jetta Cheese
Ford GT-bone
Cadillac Broughamburger
Pontiac Bonnevanilla Wafers
Cadillaxative
Chevy Impalamode
Honda Accord on the Cob
VW Bughetti

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